Clear as daylight: glass puns that'll crack you up

When it comes to windscreens we like to be transparent. *badum tish*

Take a tour of these groan-worthy glass puns and dad joke knee-slappers. You might even learn a little something about AA Auto Glass along the way.

1. “I saw right through that.”

… is what you’ll say about your sparkling clean windscreen. A dirty windscreen can be a serious safety hazard, so cleaning your car's windscreen is one of the easiest and most important car care jobs you can do yourself. Check out our top tips for a clean screen.

2. We love a pane-fully funny joke.

Sorry, not sorry. At AA Auto Glass we know what windscreens are no crack up… until they crack. And then the pane kicks in. But don’t worry: in the case of a break in AA Auto Glass offers emergency glass replacement to protect your vehicle until a new side window can be installed.

3. Not to shatter your expectations...

…but did you know that auto glass is substantially different from regular glass? Working with your vehicle’s structure, auto glass normally includes rain, light sensors and other safety features. Contact the experts at AA Auto Glass who can help recalibrate all these features as part of a repair or replacement.

4. “Cracking story!”

Is not something you want to say about your windscreen. But if you find yourself in a fractured situation, contact AA Auto Glass and we can come to you in most parts of New Zealand.

5. Got a chip on your shoulder?

Not sure we can help with that, but if it’s in your windscreen give us a call. We can normally repair chips and cracks in about 30 minutes. And it’s much cheaper than replacing your whole windscreen.

6. Let’s be clear…

We know what we’re talking about. We replace over 1,600 windscreens each year, so it’s safe to say AA Auto Glass are the experts.

If your windscreen’s taken a knock, don’t let it crack your mood. Let AA Auto Glass handle it so can sit back and enjoy the view.