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Paws on the court: What if dogs could play basketball?

19 May 2025

It might sound barking mad, but stay with us—there are actually some breeds of dog that fit naturally to the game. Think about it: the Border Collie’s inherent instincts make it the perfect point guard, the raw size of the Great Dane make it a nightmare in the paint, and the Rottweiler? Well, you'll see.

From laser-focused playmakers to high-flying forwards and paint-dominating powerhouses, we’ve drafted the ultimate canine starting five. Whether you’re a dog lover, hoops fan, or just here for the fun, this all-star lineup is sure to get tails wagging and tongues hanging.

Point Guard

Point Guard: Border Collie

Quick-breaking, agile, and never out of bounds — Border Collies would drive the offence with precision. Bright and herding, they're natural-born leaders who thrive on high-speed plays and split-second decisions.


Why they would thrive:

  • Outstanding concentration and responsiveness
  • Lightning-quick reflexes
  • Born to choreograph and direct
Shooting Guard

Shooting Guard: Basset Hound

The Basset Hound may not sprint across the court, but they’ve got a laid-back charm and persistence that makes them perfect for slow and steady wins. The low centre of gravity and easy-going nature of the Basset Hound make them pinpoint accurate from the 3-point line.



Why they would be great:

  • Patient and methodical in pressured situations
  • Surprisingly strong and acccurate
  • Knows how to pick their moment
Small Forward

Small Forward: Vizsla

Your athletic, agile, high-octane wing, with the exact right balance of finesse and fire. They're all over the floor, slashing to the bucket or coming back on defence.


Why they would excel:

  • Agile, swift, and constantly on the move
  • Versatile — can play on both sides of the court
  • Team oriented and a loyalist
Power Forward

Power Forward: Rottweiler

Strong, steady, and downright unbreakable - the Rottweiler brings the beef. They own close to the hoop, setting hard screens and throwing their weight around.

 

Why they would thrive:

  • Powerful physique and fearlessness
  • Tactical and pragmatic
  • Full-on enforcer - don't test it
Center

Center: Great Dane

The towering titan of the team. Commanding height, a calm nature, and great presence, the Great Dane is born to anchor the court. They’re the first to defend the rim and the last to back down. Gentle at home, but a true giant when the game is on the line.

 

Why they would dominate:

  • Incredible size and reach for blocking shots
  • Calm under pressure
  • Loyal teammate

And don't forget – even four-legged players have a support team when things go ruff. That's where AA Pet Insurance is here to assist.

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